10 things I’d rather do than go to the dentist.

In no particular order:
1. Be impaled by an Orc and his sword, and as I am dying have big slimy Orc drool drip on to my face.
2. Sit in a meeting with no agenda, but a stern explanation that the meeting is essential.
3. Have my toenails ripped out with pliers.
4. Listen to people sing off key the wrong words to a favorite song.
5. Run out of books.
6. Crab walk a marathon.
7. Use bubble wrap as toilet paper.
8. Be married to Mildred from Fahrenheit 451.
9. Live between the Duggars and Westboro Baptist church.
10. Go to the gynocologist.

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